Have you seen better days?

Our cellar is becoming very French. Perhaps you think that by this I am referring to the dusty bottles of wine ageing deliciously in one corner: this is, after all, what I would have assumed in a former life. Sadly, though, the corner that I am thinking of is occupied by a mass of ugly plastic boxes, all labelled severally with marker pen. It is our second hand corner, and it is expanding at an exponential rate.

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Perhaps you think it a little odd that I equate this nation of chic dressers and well-appointed, yet spartan homes with all things second hand. After all, whereas any UK high street will boast at least four charity shops, in France I have not seen a single one (presumably there was no space left once they had built the boulangerie, the patisserie, the fromagerie, the boucherie, the three coiffeurs and the pharmacie…). However, although it may be a little short on emporia trying to sell you someone else’s chipped china, and although vintage might not quite be the look that the willowy army of Breton-striped females may be aiming for, take my word for it, France is the world-leader in hand-me-downs.

The French obsession with the pre-loved is imperceptible to the newcomer. When we first arrived, for example, I was frankly intimidated by the children I encountered outside my daughters’ school. They turned up in beautifully-ironed, perfectly-fitting skinny jeans each morning, replete with tiny blue loafers for boys and knee-high boots for girls. At the end of the day my own children would appear, their discordantly colourful and mis-matched combinations of ill-fitting clothes looking wildly dishevelled, as if they had just completed some sort of assault course whilst trying to eat a yoghurt upside down. The little French children, on the other hand, would emerge precisely as they had gone in: immaculately. It was baffling and we eventually concluded that such a sophisticated looking could only be produced with a liberal, perhaps weekly, application of one’s credit card in Petit Bateau.

We began to realise our naivety two months into our stay, when a bourse aux vêtements (second-hand clothing sale) was advertised at the school. Still firmly attached to my Anglo-Saxon notions of “doing my bit”, I duly trundled down into the cellar where I rummaged through a box languishing unwanted in the depths, which yielded a heap of unpromising looking cast-offs. Mission accomplished, or so I thought, I rang the number listed on the advert to say that I had some clothes to donate. In return I was provided with a kit, which I promptly deposited somewhere in the kitchen whilst I got on with making my way through our stocks of dusty red wine.

Upon finally opening my kit the night before my donation was due I was dismayed to discover an elaborate system of documentation within. Each item, it seemed, had to be individually numbered, described and priced on a list. The information on the list then had to be replicated on a series of labels, of which there was one for each item. These labels then had to be attached to individual items using the plastic tags that were also provided, and the whole caboodle tidied away into a sac marqué avec votre nom.

The process of labelling, duplicating, attaching, folding and stowing took me a good three hours, throughout which I muttered and sometimes shouted obscenities about the absurdity of the French attachment to paperwork and the ridiculous over-complication of simple acts of benevolence.

Somewhere in amongst the many forms that I had filled out I had ticked a box that indicated that all my unsold items should be given to charity. Certaine ? I was asked when I handed this in. Well, obviously! I thought darkly to myself. Why on earth would I go to all that effort to divest myself of our unwanted hand-me-downs only to see them returned to me? After all, was that not what charity was for?

In fact, the bourse turned out to be a wholly shaming experience. When I turned up to peruse the fringues on offer, I discovered our several scruffy items lurking disgracefully unwanted in amongst row upon well-ordered row of those beautiful garments that I had remarked upon so enviously at the school gate. I picked some of these tasteful items up, disbelieving, but could find not a crease or a mark upon them: no sign at all, in fact, that these were second-hand clothes, except for the giveaway homemade labels. It was like being in a particularly sophisticated clothes shop, except that the customers were more frenzied than normal.

More astonishing still was the fact that, after the sale had finally finished (three entire days later), I was handed an envelope containing some small change. Qu’est-ce que c’est? I asked in bewilderment. Tes sous, came the response. I nodded politely and walked off. It was only when I again perused the paperwork in the comfort of my own home that I realised that, unlike the jumble sales I was used to in the UK, where the entirety of the meagre takings went to the organising institution, in this clothes sale, most of the proceeds went to the vendors, with the school taking just a small percentage of each transaction. In my case, I had made the princely sum of 8€ (some charity must have had a bonanza with my unsold items), but I later found out that some people with presumably cleaner, better-heeled children had taken home envelopes containing upwards of 100€ each.

No wonder people wanted their unsold items back. This was no sad collection of car boot unwanteds, but a veritable clothes emporium; an enterprise that was profitable for the customer, who spent less, the vendor, who earned more, and the school, which was able to purchase some new gym mats.

And thus I was shamed into conversion and our cellar was transformed. Gone are the mounds of stained, misshapen rags tossed impatiently into empty boxes awaiting transport to the tip or to the clothes bank. In their place is a bank of neatly-ranged plastic boxes, labelled by age, containing modest piles of clean, pressed, neatly folded items ready for sale. Now all I have to do to become fully French is to teach my children not to tip their lunch over their heads so that I, too, can begin to make my millions from their cast-offs.

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Useful vocabulary for the dedicated second-hander:

Brocante – bric-a-brac: can be used to describe a shop, or a sort of car-boot affair

Vide grenier – literally, empty attic: basically a car-boot sale

Puces – flea market, but also used to describe large-scale retailers of antique furniture

Bourse aux vêtements – a second-hand clothing sale

Fringues – clothes, threads

6 thoughts on “Have you seen better days?

  1. Excellent post, Emily, as always. Thank you for brightening up my morning after an awful night’s sleep 🙂
    Your experience sounds like a school-run ‘dépôt-vente” to me, by which the sales “venue” gets a cut of the price, and you get the rest. I sympathise for the spotless kid syndrome – been there, seen that, and washed that chocolate ad paint-covered T-shirt, girl 😀
    If you want real charity shop heaven for dropping off anything from unwanted clothing to the god-awful gift you got for Christmas, embrace Emmaüs – there must be one not far from you,check it out here: http://emmaus-france.org. I blogged about it a long time ago: https://multifariousmeanderings.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/the-charity-shop-hop/
    I go there on a regular basis and generally buy and bring home more crap than I drop off, thus defying the logic of going there in the first place. There is also the “Croix Rouge” (ho have clothing shops in some towns) and the “Secours Populaire” who willingly take donations, as long as you’ve washed the yoghurt off first. 🙂

    1. Fantastic. Thank you for those top tips. I have been wondering what to do with the de-yoghurt-ed but sub-designer end of the cast-off spectrum, and you have just supplied the answer.

  2. We have a bourse aux skis every year which is excellent for kitting growing kids out in ski gear each year and selling off last year’s stuff, but I HATE the labeling, pricing and queuing to get it all logged in to the system. I do like the fact that you can sell on/buy decent second hand clothes here but I miss the charity shops and wish I could give away more. Thanks for linking to #AllAboutFrance

    1. I agree, Phoebe. The upside of doing things the French way is that people don’t treat “giving” as “dumping” so you don’t get stinky shirts with mouldy armpits being offered up. The downside is that it is very difficult to give to a good cause, and it is loads of work…

  3. Hi Emily, I enjoyed your article! You can always do a “run-and-dump” and leave them at the banque de vêtements dotted around the place. There is also Emmaus on Rue de Créquis and Notre dame de bon secours in Vaise – but check dumping times! Amandaxx
    PS Or you can offload on an unsuspecting neighbour, but she might adopt the same tactic and try to give her stuff to you!

    1. Thanks Amanda! Yes, I think I have been dumped upon several times now. At first I thought that people were just being extraordinarily kind (which they were) but then I realised that I was also a surrogate charity shop…

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